Last night my roommate stumbled in drunk.
When I asked her where she went last night, thinking she went to one of the frats, or to a friends apartment, she replied "Red sweatshirt was in the bathroom."
when I asked her again where she went, she replied "I told you, in the bathroom." (apparently she was at a frat and some cute kid in a red sweatshirt helped her to the bathroom because she was about to pee her pants.)
This morning she showed me her texts she made when drunk last night and they resembled "whack yoasd sajleon, ajsd!qwre" The sad part is those people she was texting were equally as drunk and replied in the same manner.
Wow.
Submitted on 02/03/08 by anonymous